The Things I Do For Cookies - My Sevens
Ms. Ja and Lita, please take note.
Am doing the sevens test thingy, not because I'm being tagged or because I particularly want to do it - but more because Lita might hold back on the Raya cookies deal, if I don't. :)
So, here goes.
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Seven things to do before I die:
1) Fall in love again and get married to someone, I'm crazy about
2) Pursue another postgraduate qualification in British/American Ivy League university
3) Feel the joy of being a parent
4) Have a successful business and retire comfortably
5) Travel the world (or at least, half the world)
6) Do the Hajj
7) Become a member of the Malaysian Cabinet (optional - if it's fated)
Seven things I just can't do:
1) Tolerate malicious people
2) Sewing - even though my late grandfather was a Sultan's tailor
3) Find engineering interesting
4) Certain chapters of additional maths (still can't do it, today)
5) Be unromantic and a cynic on love
6) Not watch a movie for more than 2 weeks
7) Not care about Malaysia
Seven celebrity crushes:
1) Kate Hudson
2) Wan Zaleha Radzi (yes, she's married but I've had a crush on her since I was 13)
3) Syafinaz Selamat
4) Siti Nurhaliza
5) Kartini Kamalul Ariffin (of 3R fame)
6) Rani Mukherjee
7) Marcia Cross/Teri Hatcher (still choosing between the 2);)
Seven oft-repeated words/phrases:
1) "But it's original!" (usually when others find my jokes not funny)
2) Bohjan sensasi!
3) Dammit!
4) Dear God!
5) Highly bonkable!
6) Jom pi karaoke!
7) Meow (does this count as a word?)
Seven things that attract me to the opposite sex:
1) Balanced liberal/conservative values
2) Strong family values and orientation
3) Sense of humour - ability to laugh at herself
4) Sweet and sexy (attractive in my eyes, may not be a general benchmark)
5) Confident and Sociable - able to mingle and adjust to any crowd, not timid
6) Intelligence/Depth of mind and heart (higher EQ than IQ, is okay and preferable)
7) Is passionate about what she does - A romantic at heart
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Lita, NOW do I get my Raya cookies? :)
Am doing the sevens test thingy, not because I'm being tagged or because I particularly want to do it - but more because Lita might hold back on the Raya cookies deal, if I don't. :)
So, here goes.
**********************************************************************************
Seven things to do before I die:
1) Fall in love again and get married to someone, I'm crazy about
2) Pursue another postgraduate qualification in British/American Ivy League university
3) Feel the joy of being a parent
4) Have a successful business and retire comfortably
5) Travel the world (or at least, half the world)
6) Do the Hajj
7) Become a member of the Malaysian Cabinet (optional - if it's fated)
Seven things I just can't do:
1) Tolerate malicious people
2) Sewing - even though my late grandfather was a Sultan's tailor
3) Find engineering interesting
4) Certain chapters of additional maths (still can't do it, today)
5) Be unromantic and a cynic on love
6) Not watch a movie for more than 2 weeks
7) Not care about Malaysia
Seven celebrity crushes:
1) Kate Hudson
2) Wan Zaleha Radzi (yes, she's married but I've had a crush on her since I was 13)
3) Syafinaz Selamat
4) Siti Nurhaliza
5) Kartini Kamalul Ariffin (of 3R fame)
6) Rani Mukherjee
7) Marcia Cross/Teri Hatcher (still choosing between the 2);)
Seven oft-repeated words/phrases:
1) "But it's original!" (usually when others find my jokes not funny)
2) Bohjan sensasi!
3) Dammit!
4) Dear God!
5) Highly bonkable!
6) Jom pi karaoke!
7) Meow (does this count as a word?)
Seven things that attract me to the opposite sex:
1) Balanced liberal/conservative values
2) Strong family values and orientation
3) Sense of humour - ability to laugh at herself
4) Sweet and sexy (attractive in my eyes, may not be a general benchmark)
5) Confident and Sociable - able to mingle and adjust to any crowd, not timid
6) Intelligence/Depth of mind and heart (higher EQ than IQ, is okay and preferable)
7) Is passionate about what she does - A romantic at heart
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Lita, NOW do I get my Raya cookies? :)
posted by Stingrayz | 2:17 PM
25 Comments:
wow....i think u sure deserve Lita's cookies and more!
(can you collect said cookies dressed in your baju melayu? with sampiing? and songkok power?)
Miss J (you owe me an apology for getting my name wrong - you will hear from my lawyer shortly..her name's LITA, heh)
apakah itu bohjan? and there are *that* many bonkable women around eh, for that to become your catchphrase?? ; )
list of seven things vs cookies...hrm, macam tak berapa balance la..kena the full baju melayu ensemble jugak la I think.. Nak?
damn! kalau i tau earlier, i'd sell my Raya cookies to hold it ransom as well! hehe.
Alamak! Sorry, for the typo, Ms. J! Aiyo, don't lah sue for typo all,...;)
Thanks for the cookie support. :)
Lita:
Bohjan means a really lucky guy. In a manner of speaking. :)
(Tipu sunat, bulan puasa takpe, kan? :))
"Highly bonkable"? Actually, I say that about my guy friends too,...when describing their level of attractiveness to girls, of course. ;)
(Yes, Sharizal,...I know you're cringing. But I do say this about you, to girls. ;))
Full baju Melayu ensemble? If that's an invitation to a Raya visit,....well, that would make it the first invitation this year. :)
Can do, Lita - that's more than a fair trade-off for the cookies (and you going nuts over nuts). Thanks! :)
The Baju Melayu ensemble will be from 2003, though - may be a little worn, k? May make this old man look a lot less dashing. ;)
(Haven't really made any new baju Melayu, since Mum passed on. It's not the same, without her input)
Voice:
Don't let that idea go to waste! You can hold me ransom for cookies, for next year's Raya! :)
highly bonkable? hahahaahahaaaa oklah u can say anything yang nenaikkan my saham ;)
hello shahrizal, come to momma! (i say that to all bonkable men!)
for once, here's a fella who does not look for someone who can cook.
Rizal:
Saham you dah delisted, since you've been bought by owner of chicken rice company. ;)
Ms J:
Relax, Momma. :) Rizal has been delisted - I recommend other "highly bonkable" men, k? ;)
Babe (The Ignoranus):
Alamak, I think you've read too much into what I've disclosed-lah.
Even though I'm not (necessarily) looking for a lady chef for a wifey, yes, a reasonable level of cooking ability would be good. ;)
And if she can bake - that's definitely sexy in a woman. :) (Yeah, I'm only saying this for cookies!)
Pseudonymous:
(In Yoda's voice and grammar)
Imagination strong in you, young Pseudo Padawan. Flirting activity here not. Me you believe and get Raya cookie, will you. ;)
Yeay! Have lots of extras at home now, even though am just the marketeer and not the manufacturer. *Mati la hangus terbakar kalau gue buat biskut.LoL* You want to test buy a container? Gerenti sedap, Indera Kayangan mari! *grin*
i'm too heartbroken to say anything of import here. come, bring me a knife, i shall slit my wrist.
inconditus: yes momma gladly ;) grrrr
stingray: baru bid je, belom the necessary compulsory offer for the remaining share. still got time for another hostile takeover :D
Babe (The Ignoranus): err who is this guy who doesnt look as though he's looking for some one who can cook? Why are you slitting your wrists?!!!
Voice:
Any cookie donations to Rumah Anak Yatim Piatu Stingray is welcome. ;)
Babe:
There are lots of men out there, who want women who can't cook. Just don't ask me where they are - I have no idea. ;)
Now, go put that kitchen knife away,...
Rizal:
Is that sooooo? In that case, maybe I should try to do a hostile takeover of chicken rice company lah,....;)
ok, ok, this cookie has crumbled. they're yours. where and when do you want them? ; )
Hmmm... why is Siti not number 1?
Lita:
You've got mail! :)
Najah:
Siti not no.1 anymore because of suspected relationship with Dato' K. Hehehehe,...
Bila laaaa nak jadi Dato' Stingray ni? ;)
oklaa.. we all now kasi you the official title of.. Dato N.. (L.P.J.B.K.S.) Laksakatmana Pingat Jasa Bakti Kepada Siti.
ok.. i generally agree with ur womens list.. considering one of them actually proposed to me and i have phone numbers for almost all of em.. i bet that worth a whole lot of cookies ainit?? hehehe..
but the what u look for in a woman.. haiyoo.. the high IQ is a total contradiction to the Bimbo goal.. macam mana ada?
and you promote Sharizal to women as highly bonkable? Dooooood!!??.. ok laaa.. kasi chance.. keh keh keh..
Tun P
JD:
You da man, bro! :)
Somebody on my list proposed to you? Really, ah? Waaaaa,....ok, 10 of Lita's cookies for all the numbers - can or not?
Yeah, still sorting out the high IQ/bimbo bit. Maybe I should try dating schizophrenic girls. ;)
Yes, I should stop promoting Rizal as "highly bonkable". He's a one- woman man now, right? :)
stingray - wahh, you don't have the cookies yet and already you are giving them away?? maybe I should seal them, with a note, to be opened on 1 Syawal/personal consumption only?? ; )
Hahahaha. Aiyooo Lita, you're killing my bargaining chips with JD here. ;)
All cookies can be addressed to Menara Bank Pembangunan.. Stingster with give u the rest of the address..
Sharizal? One Woman Man? Are u sure? I thought he was turning into a desperate housewive..?
kekekeke..
jD: kalau tak tau its ok u're excused yg mana tau sshhhhhh
JD:
Hahaha. Rizal is a desperate housewife no more, bro'. :)
If you bump into them one day, you'll probably not believe your eyes. It makes you think he's not the only one, with one eye. ;)
She's a babe. :)
Rizal:
I say - if you've got it, flaunt it. :)
(Partly because most of us were beginning to doubt, whether you still had it ;))
stigray: "Partly because most of us were beginning to doubt, whether you still had it ;)"
err ni apa ni gossip belakang belakang.. tengok aku dgn jD, gossip depan2 dia lagi baru betul...
but then again you know me, i've learnt my lesson, now i'm all about undercover work.
or even undercovers... ;)
Rizal... Dude.. ur not talkin bout that 4U2C gal in dat song r u? hehehe..
JD: SSSHHHHHHHHHHHH! ;)
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